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November 2000

I'm Too Sexy for My Clothes

Britney may have popularized tummy tops, but thank Christina Aguilera for turning teens everywhere onto plumber's crack-low hip-huggers.

At a recent photo-shoot for Seventeen, she fought with fashion editors when the clothes they had chosen for her to wear weren't sexy enough. She may have scored her first hit after Britney, but you've got to give her props for wearing more make-up.

Reports claim that Jennifer Lopez's booty is insured for a million bucks but she denies it. Regardless, ask any man and they will all say it deserves to be.

Painted-on pants and plunging necklines are staples for Puffy's Girl. Being all wet in a bikini in her music videos hasn't exactly slowed record sales either.

Similiar to Aguilera and Spears (but with a little more finesse), Mya likes her trousers tres low and her shirts barely there.

Her videos are pretty much close-up shots of her sweating out some dance steps in the desert tearing off her clothes. Although she is the tamest of the lot here she should be happy to know that she is definitely catching up to them.

The three members of Destiny's Child like sexy clothes but they believe a line has to be drawn somewhere: naked midriffs are fine but nothing too short on the bottom or too low on the top (cuz men need something to imagine you know...duh). Whatever, just tell that to their mothers.

No wait, come to think of it, Beyonce's mother is their stylist.

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