spring style '08
life in cartoon motion
what is hip?
you better work it, girl
urban squalor

If you've ever perused the eBay vintage clothing auctions, you'll notice that many sellers have forgone the mannequins and dressforms in lieu of foxy scene queen live models. Bedecked in only the hottest of vintage gear and sporting shaggy indie rock goddess locks, they make already sweet gear look positively covetable. As tempted as you may be to place a bid on that cute buffalo plaid babydoll jumper, you hold back since you aren't so sure you'll be able to pull off the look as well as the girl in the photo.

Well, have no fear, retro fashionista! All that is keeping you from becoming Face Hunter-bait is a little bit of guidance and a couple of bucks. Translation? Even if you aren't a slave to Nylon (though you know you are, you cheeky gal!), just follow these easy steps and you too will be dressing like you're favorite eBay fashion model in no time!

1) Big sunglasses are a must have. The style that Nicole Richie and the rest of the Hollywood celebutards have popularized over the years shows no sigs on waning. But this year, ditch those boho 70's shades for a kooky pair of white frames circa 1984 to show you have an irreverent ironic side as well (looking like a snobby bitch is, like, so 2006).

2) It may seem to clash slightly with Step #1, but a lovechild hippie headband is the perfect way to compliment those new wave shades. Metallic and woven styles are preferable, but shoe laces are a good option for those who are creative and short on funds. Lately, though, a slightly wider, stretchy ribbon-like style is gaining in popularity. Grab yours now, before every mall rat in the world is donning one come summer.

3) Stand pigeon-toed at all times. It's endearing, it's sassy, and simply irresistable. After you have mastered The Pigeon, it's time to try The Flamingo. This takes balance as it involves standing on one foot with other leg bent, toes pointing at opposite knee. Yes, pulling off these poses for extended lengths of time may have detrimental effects on your posture, your joints, and your muscles. But hey, who says you didn't have to suffer for fashion?

4) Leggings are so passe. But what's a girl to do when she lurves her stretch pants but hates that Lindsay does too? It's time to kick it up a notch and trade 'em in for a rad pair of stirrups. Want to kick it up two notches? Make 'em shiny spandex. Wear them under sundresses, oversized sweaters, even spangled party dresses. So versatile!