Much bruhaha has been made over Christina Aguilera over the years. Between her crack-whore-in-Vegas outfits to her recent weight gain which had her spilling out of her crack-whore-in-Vegas outfits, Miss Xtina is an easy target for the gossip columns (and E! television). But with all that has been written about the 20-something tart, we want to know why no one has said anything about how she has slowly gotten darker and darker. It's like she is Michael Jackson in reverse. Starting off as a lily-white suburban blonde-haired and blue-eyed teen, only several years later Christina emerges with hair darker than the ace of spades and an over-cooked tanning-booth enhanced complexion. Michael Jackson, who once was a cute-as-a-button teen idol as well, has skin that over the years has faded into a shadow of it's formerly black self. And just as Michael has had plastic surgery to reduce the size of his nose, Christina has had surgery to increase the size of her chest. While Michael wears English military-style inspired get-ups, Christina wants to get all, like, ghetto on yo' ass with white-girl afros and a newfound appreciation of ebonics. What gives? Well, we all know what a poseur Miss Aguilera is so chalk it up to that. The girl who once (not that long ago) confessed to not being able to walk past a tattoo parlor without getting a new piercing (because that was the *real* her) recently told David Letterman she took most of her piercings out because she was over it. And her old slut-wear has been replaced with trim little suits (she says it's her *new look*, we think she just wants to cover up her not-as-slim-as-she-used-to-be bod). But whatever, the only place to go from here is back towards her previously WASP-y self. Does this then mean she will be Ex-Xtina? ~S. Appel
Sugar and spice and all things white. That's what pop idols are made of.	Could 'Lil Kim be dishing out some hairstyling tips?	Looks like Xtina took Kim's advice! And she's grabbin' her crotch just like Jacko!
Skin is tan and hair is slowly changing from light to dark.	And now her hair is ALL black and kinky!	Is she finally Afro-American or just a postergirl for bad-tanning-booth-skin?